Stonerman: America's Best Bud

Awesome states where weed is fully legal:

Alaska, Arizona, California, Colorado, D.C., Illinois, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Montana, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington

Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Georgia (CBD oil only), Hawaii, Indiana (CBD oil only), Iowa (CBD oil only), Kentucky (CBD oil only), Louisiana, Maryland, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Mew Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota,  

Jerkoff states where weed is illegal:

Alabama, Idaho, Kansas, Nebraska, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Wyoming

Indica is the warm milk version of smoking. Indica partakers experience a strong and warm body buzz and a strong sense of relaxation and peace-fullness. Gives you more of a "It's all good" attitude and is great for night use. 

Hybrid is a combination of both sativa and indica strands. The stronger percentage of the strand, the stronger reaction to their effects.

So, the USA is the best country in the history of the world. But some laws we have are pretty ridiculous.

What FEDERAL law means is that the USA makes it illegal to do or have certain things in federal offices or areas, but the states don't enforce federal law, the Feds do.

States are free to create whatever laws they want, that's why we are the United STATES of America.  So states can make weed legal or decriminalized without pissing off Poppa government.

DISCLAIMER: Airports, and I guess the air, are FEDERAL properties. So if you get caught trying to fly with weed, you're breaking federal law not state law, because you're on federal territory. Just don't fly to any of those lame states.

Great question Fay! The first thing you need to do to roll a perfect joint old school style is use high quality puffy gear. 

I recommend getting a Stash Station™ which has everything in one box! It does take a lot of practice, but watch the video, practice and enjoy! 

Just remember:

• Grind, Crease, Sprinkle, Lick
• Twist and Burn
• Smoke That Shit

When employers or the government are weed testing new employees, parolees or parents to see if their really cool, you can genuinely depend on:

• Urine or Piss Test: 3-4 weeks
• Blood Test: 3-8 days
• Hair: It's like a year dude
• Saliva: about 24 to 72 hours

Great question Fay's husband! The first thing you need to do to roll a joint in a rolling machine is use high quality puffy gear. 

I recommend getting a Stash Station™ which has everything you need! It does take a lot of practice, but watch the video, practice and enjoy! 

Just remember:

• Grind, Pack, Roll, Lick
• Twist and Burn
• Smoke That Shit

Nope. 

Sleep is the only way out.

When you hit a joint, puff a bong or ingest weed in general, you just signed up for a, minimum, few hour ride into your brain.

Edibles are the most difficult to control because you aren't aware of how much actual THC you ingested. Plus, it's delicious which is a stupid thing for stoners. 

Most people panic and immediately want to go to the hospital, but if you breathe and talk your way through how you're feeling, you'll probably be giggling in 4 minutes.

One of the blessings G*d's cannabis gives us is three fold. Hemp, THC and CBD. 

Hemp is utilized for industrial use for a ton of products and is one of the strongest and fastest growing plants on Earth. 

CBD is short for cannabidiol. It is the 2nd best active ingredients of cannabis. It makes your body feel goooooood without messing with your head. 

THC is the part that makes you enjoy food, movies, conversations and people more than you normally would.